I Don’t Give a Fuck Cuz I’m Plugging

Sidebar: So before you get into it ladies and gentleman, I just had to put this out here. You men-folks especially don’t know what it is or how but Joanz is going to shed some light for you. Turn the volume of your imagination all the way up. All these chicks that pass by, somebody’s uterus is giving them the business and yet still function through the day. Whoever that woman is, and there are a plenty, this poem is for you darling! Thank you for not hurting nobody. Ladies, you know what I mean! Now get into it—>

I Don’t Give a Fuck Cuz I’m Plugging   by Too Tall Joanz©

Let me tell y’all about this period shit
That shit
that no one wants to really talk about
cuz it’s NASTY!
cuz it’s a woman-thang
cuz nobody wants to hear that shit
but I don’t give a fuck
cuz I’m plugging

I ride off on that she’s bugging
cuz it’s my time of the month
and I must vent
So you chose to sit
in front of me
which gives your consent
that you voluntarily
desire to hear me bitch

So listen up dammit!

Now seventeen percent
of a woman’s life
is spent
on her period
and that’s not all that comes with it
and I know you don’t wanna hear this shit
but you sat in front of me
so you gon’ hear me bitch


Women we good…
cuz there could
be a lot more dead bodies
cuz you know
when that bitch Flow
show up
That Queen of the Damned
on some GYN session
with Edward Scissorhands
kinda feel
Ya feel
like you can bend steel
run thru walls
and bite glass
when that pain is attacking yo’ ass
Yep, that’s that bitch Flow
Often messing your flow up
like on some night before shit
when it was the best sex you ever had
and now you mad
cuz you gotta do a 7-day bid
before the next time you get some dick
I mean that’s just me…
Some chicks don’t wait
but too much be going on
for me to get it on in that state
so I just do my time
For 3 weeks everything seems fine
and then here Flow come
ruining the fun

Belly all bloated
Titties all swollen
farting and shitting
and all day switching
up pads or tampons
while that bitch Flow
tap dances upon
your fucking uterus
with spiked cleats on
Insecure and bugging
thinking that people can see you plugging
trying to keep it cute
with the attitude
so as not
to be put in that box
labelled MENSTRUAL
trying your best not to be
like the monster
that’s shredding your insides
and not be a damsel in distress
at the same damn time
because women get a bad rep
for how we’re made
when we perform on the stage
of the day-to-day
None of these men know
that three hundred and thirty fo’
million of us are bleeding
when they pass us in the street
but so as not to appear weak
we keep
on that ‘frontin’ mask
but sometimes
that pain
will make you show yo’ ass
because ain’t nobody got time
to be sparing mofos
while your walls of Jericho
are tumbling down
Fuck that!
Ya can’t understand
then take ten steps back
hold up your crucifix
make yo’ ass twist
jump off a cliff
and be dismissed
how’s that?

35 to 45
years of a woman’s lifetime
we gotta put up with
this period shit
and instead of understanding
there’s reprimanding
when ya feel like backhanding
every fucking body standing
cuz it seems like
all the bullshit of the world is multiplied
when Flow comes to town
when that flow comes down
and the pain won’t let you front
and you don’t care to apologize
for acting like a cunt
because you bleeding
smelling blood
and you on the hunt
for any muthafucka dumb enough to test you

Women we good…
cuz like I said
there could be a lot more dead bodies
We let a lot of you muthafuckas live
because you men-folks don’t know
how real this shit is
but I appreciate you lending an ear
while I bitch
I be bugging
while I’m plugging
and I own that shit
won’t apologize
because it gets live
on the inside
my best advice
for a lot of you muthafuckas
is to hide
when you know a bitch plugging
and struggling
to keep it cute
make way
for the rage
the moods
and the attitude
and it may not seem right
but we gotta right
to be ill
cuz for 3 weeks
women front
on the way we really feel
and when Flow comes about
ya gotta let it all out
and there’s no apologies
for the purge that comes around
cuz ain’t no mercy
when that bitch Flow comes to town
cuz when that pain hits yo’ ass
when that bitch brings the wrath
when that quake hits yo’ path

Gimme a pill
so I can deal
ice cream
yogurt in a cup
or go about your business
and shut the fuck up
which would be more than enough
at this time
and I can pretend that everything’s fine
but sometimes
on the rewind

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